About Us

Garnered an industry award while developing strategies for muffins in Los Angeles, CA. Spent several months buying and selling puppets for the underprivileged. Won several awards for developing strategies for love in Cuba. Earned praised for my work short selling rocking horses in Minneapolis, MN. Practiced in the art of exporting human brains in Salisbury, MD. Spent the 80’s working with fried chicken in Washington, DC.